Oh! Selamat Datang bayi Merdeka!

Oh! mungkin dah basi...tp tetap nak bebel...

Tema untuk musim buang bayi pada kali ini ialah Bayi Merdeka! Bukan apa, menurut perkiraan aku, jika bayi2 itu dijadualkan lahir sekitar musim ini, adalah diperbuat pada sekitar bulan Ogos...
Contoh kronologi:

Malam 31 Ogos '09 - sayang. Jom Merdeka!
September '09 - Oh aku cinta kamu..
Oktober '09 - Aku cinta kamu juga sayang...
November '09 - Uwek! (bukan reaksi geli) tahniah cik...
Disember '09 - Abg...Ku ingin kau tahu...
Januari '10 - Erm. Ini bukan salahku. Bukan ini kupinta...(dan berlalu pergi....)
Februari '10 - Oh! dah tak sempat untuk operasi nenas dan buluh runcing.
Mac '10 - Baju longgar is in style...
April '10 - Oh! Malu!~
Mei '10 - Tong sampah, surau, tandas, restoran tidak terkemuka...

Ilustrasi di atas adalah khayalan semata, kisah sebenar mungkin berbeza dari situasi tersebut.

Ok. Menurut perangkaan ahlil nujim, musim yang seterusnya ialah pada bulan September '10 dan Oktober '10 untuk Bayi New Year dan Bayi Valentine... Sila bersedia untuk menyambut kedatangan ombak baru (new wave) of babies in a can.(trash can)

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hurm...no matter how much hatred ppl shown...or how many news and gory picture are being presented to us, there are still those people who dare to do such filthy things to those spotless clean babies...It is saddening to constantly feed with new case each day and do nothing about it... All we do id shake our heads and streams of tears as we watch the helpless infant get carried in a newspaper or kain sarong.

While some people are trying hard to conceive one, others just waste them like it was no sin.
The sick thing is the criminals left the crime scene with a bunch of their DNA, and it is so hard to actually capture them...It made CSI looks like a myth.

Sometimes, I just have the thought of opening a house for "Sapa mengandung dan bercadang untuk buang bayi" And it even have the dropping box, or dropping bay with no supervision to remain the anonymity of the parent(usually the mothers) apparently because they don't really want people to know who they are...They just have to make sure that I didn't caught them, cause if not, I will actually murder them and make them into a human stew.

Ok. Sapa nak buang anak, pls call me ok... I would like to raise them...
And tell them a little story as they're growing up...
A story call "The mom who cried pineapples"

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